How to Add Your Participation in the January 6th Perfectly Fine Gathering to Your Resume Now That You've Been Pardoned

🫡 You're a patriot, and you deserve recognition. 🏆

Daniel Verastiqui

21 Jan 2025 — 4 min read

Congratulations on your recent pardon by President Donald J. Trump! I can't imagine what it's like to receive absolution from the leader of the free world, but I bet it's a lot like when you win the big teddy bear at the carnival. Now that you won't be facing any unfair jail time, you need to think about your future, about what other gatherings of like-minded individuals you might attend, which tattoos you'll get plastered on your chest, and more importantly, how to let people know you participated in an unprecedented show of support for the only man who can save America from... America.

One if by land...

Perfect protest. No notes. Preserving for posterity. As seen on Reddit.

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At my last job, I built a web app called Central, and I loved it like a firstborn. It was a sleek, efficient, under-documented monstrosity that pulled customer data from disparate sources and unified it into a single, moderately coherent interface. Sales could use it to figure out why people

Leaving Amazon is Expensive

For the longest time, Amazon was all a self-published author really needed. Upload your book, let them assign you an ISBN, and boom—you're published. Simple. Easy. Almost too easy. But now that I'm stepping outside the walled garden and going wide, I'm running

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One if by land...

My Dinner With Andre Lunch With Carl

The Code Basically Writes Itself: Using the Modern G(PT)LAMP Stack

Leaving Amazon is Expensive