How to Add Your Participation in the January 6th Perfectly Fine Gathering to Your Resume Now That You've Been Pardoned
🫡 You're a patriot, and you deserve recognition. 🏆
Congratulations on your recent pardon by President Donald J. Trump! I can't imagine what it's like to receive absolution from the leader of the free world, but I bet it's a lot like when you win the big teddy bear at the carnival. Now that you won't be facing any unfair jail time, you need to think about your future, about what other gatherings of like-minded individuals you might attend, which tattoos you'll get plastered on your chest, and more importantly, how to let people know you participated in an unprecedented show of support for the only man who can save America from... America.
