Ain’t that Santa over there?
That old man with the red coat on?
Yeah, that’s that fool.
Roll up on side of him, man.
Roll your window down.
Hand me my Glock give me another clip.
‘cause I’m gonna smoke this fool.
There he go.
You Santa? Santa Claus?
Man, that’s Santa!
Get that fool, he tryin’ to run!
Yeah, Kringle, what’s up?!
Youse a dead Father Christmas now!
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