This Workout Could Have Been a Cake

Cool Daniel believes in physical fitness and has decided to return to the only fitness option that doesn't technically promise it works: Orange Theory Fitness. Granted, it's a decent, colorful theory: spend an hour lifting, running, and rowing three times a week and just see what happens. But is it guaranteed? No. Will the music physically damage your ears? Possibly, but that's why they make earplugs. Regardless, it was much better than what Cool Daniel was doing... which was nothing.