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Working Out With the Bundys

Running on a treadmill is terrible. All exercise, is in fact, inherently wrong. We’re all going to wake up in our stasis tubes some day and shake our heads at the amount of time and pain we spent trying to keep virtual avatars “healthy.” The only silver lining is that I get to relive my childhood by watching reruns of Married With Children, which stands in stark comparison to...

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There was still a small bustle in the office: a few senior coders, the muted bass thump of techno-slop, and of course, the synthetic staff. Synnies were unavoidable in Perion City, and they never took vacations. They kept right on cleaning the offices, emptying the trash cans, and more or less submitting to whatever whim an organic human might throw at them.

On Sharing El Matador

As parents, Dom and I have years and years of decisions to make for our little Matador, but one thing we both agreed on months before his birth was that we weren’t going to be those people who saturate their social media feeds with pictures of their kids. You guys know what babies look like; you don’t need us cluttering up your feed. Instead, I told her I’d find a way for us to share photos and...

What Came After PHP?

I wasn't hired to build web apps, but when you're trying to manage complex processes and large amounts of disparate information, you start looking for solutions that are efficient, accessible, and easy to build a process around.

Probability Lines

There are a lot of crazy powers being used left and right in Sergei Lukyanenko's Watch books, but the one that intrigues me most is when characters "check the probability lines." The stronger the Other, the further they can look along the lines, and thus reasonably predict how the future is going to play out. Lukyanenko fleshes out the idea in Last Watch, book #4 in the Watch series:

Building Pumpkin’s Nursery – Part 1

When Dom and I bought our house two years ago, we made sure to include a couple of extra rooms to grow our family. Fast-forward to today, and we're less than two months from the arrival of our first child, which we have nicknamed Pumpkin since we don't know the gender.  Ever since we found out we were pregnant, my to-do list has contained the line item: build a nursery. I'm happy to...

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