Christmas Was the Case They Gave Me

Christmas Was the Case They Gave Me

Ain’t that Santa over there?

That old man with the red coat on?

Yeah, that’s that fool.

Roll up on side of him, man.

Roll your window down.

Hand me my Glock give me another clip.

‘cause I’m gonna smoke this fool.

There he go.

You Santa? Santa Claus?

Man, that’s Santa!

Get that fool, he tryin’ to run!

Yeah, Kringle, what’s up?!

Youse a dead Father Christmas now!

Daniel Verastiqui

About the Author

Daniel Verastiqui is a science fiction author based in Austin, Texas. He is currently writing The Vinestead Anthology, a series of standalone novels set in a shared universe where virtual reality, synthetic humans, and one very powerful corporation keep making everything worse. His latest book, House of Nepenthe, released in June 2026.