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Go Get It

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I'm very self-conscious when I run. And Dom's reassurance of nobody's looking at you is hard to believe because when I'm out driving and see someone running, I'm looking at them. The weird thing about anxiety is that when I'm running, I'm assuming people are laughing at my posture, slow pace, or dope-ass dad bod. But when I see people running, I'm usually thinking, go get it, girl (or boy, as the...

Man on the Run

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Been seeing a lot of sunrises lately. I like going for a run in the morning, at first light, which is around 6:15/6:30 this time of year. There aren't many people out, not many cars to deal with. Just a lot of rabbits and one time a mountain lion. I bet you didn't know they had mountain lions in Pflugerville, but they do. The Pflugerville Mountains are famous for them.

Working Out With the Bundys

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Running on a treadmill is terrible. All exercise, is in fact, inherently wrong. We’re all going to wake up in our stasis tubes some day and shake our heads at the amount of time and pain we spent trying to keep virtual avatars “healthy.” The only silver lining is that I get to relive my childhood by watching reruns of Married With Children, which stands in stark comparison to...

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