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Die Antwoord vir Facebook

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I've been listening to a lot of Die Antwoord lately because as a late-30s, married Hispanic male who only drives Japanese imports, I'm obviously their target demographic. Like every single one of my friends, I hadn't heard of Die Antwoord until I saw them in Chappie. Then I checked out their music and got seriously hooked. Now I can't stop watching their videos and blasting Doos Dronk every time...

An Artist’s Responsibility, IMHO

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Last weekend, I was fortunate enough to spend the afternoon with a bunch of local writers, directors, and actors and discuss everything from when a child gets their first tooth to when a child takes their first step. It wasn't lost on me that almost no one talked about their creative work--what they were writing, what they were directing, etc--which I found strange, because as an author, I'm...

The Dallas Cowboys and The Domain

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I didn't understand The Domain here in Austin when it was first built. Who the hell would travel all the way up MoPac just to go to Macy's? Now, it's the place to be, growing larger every day, and it's home to some great restaurants and an aging iPic theater. We don't go there often though, and it's for one reason: parking. That brings me to my thesis: Parking at The Domain is a lot like the...

Tollway Therapy

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There was a time in my life when driving made me extremely angry. Whether it was the slow-pokes in the left lane or the stop-signs-don't-apply-to-me people, everything everyone did made me throw up my hands and scream. Drivers shouldn't do that unless you have Lane Keep Assist or a Tesla. My driving motto at the time was I hate you and I hate the way you drive. It got to the point where I didn't...

Wherein I Choose a Car?

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As mentioned in Wherein I Go Car Shopping, I've been in the market for a new car after three years of driving a wonderfully capable but not overly fun Nissan Rogue. I ended the previous post with the intention of driving a couple more cars before making a decision. I got halfway through that plan before I crowned a winner, and that car is...

Wherein I Go Car Shopping

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As a Science Fiction author, the car I drive is paramount to my personal brand, as a recent Kline Group survey showed that 88% of readers choose books based on the kind of cars the author drives. If you think you're getting into the Amazon Top 100 in a Nissan Versa, I've got bad news for you. If you want to play in the big leagues, you need a flashy car that screams "I get by."

Working Out With the Bundys

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Running on a treadmill is terrible. All exercise, is in fact, inherently wrong. We’re all going to wake up in our stasis tubes some day and shake our heads at the amount of time and pain we spent trying to keep virtual avatars “healthy.” The only silver lining is that I get to relive my childhood by watching reruns of Married With Children, which stands in stark comparison to...

An Allegory for Anxiety

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In the opening chapter of Por Vida, a survivor of the MX Invasion blows the head off a synthetic killing machine with a high-powered rifle. Later, a character uses virtual reality to plan an incursion into a heavily fortified office building. Technological wonders pervade the novel, but they are merely a smokescreen for the real issues hiding underneath.

The Empty Story

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Por Vida is a novel about synthetic transcendence, obsession, friendship, mental health, y más y más, but I struggled for a long time to write it. Initially, it was just a guy and a girl in a bunker at the end of the world. Just that idea alone makes me think oh that's neat, but how do we change that to oh that's compelling?

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