The latest chapter in the Vinestead saga is officially available for PREORDER today!
"Why should I pre-order your book, Daniel? What's my incentive?" - Billy the Square
That's a great question that cuts right to the bone, Billy! You're right; you should get some kind of bonus for preordering Por Vida and supporting my flailing writing career. Because yes, the joy and warm feeling of letting an independent author know his work is valued just doesn't mean much in this on-the-go, Insta-snap world of ours. You need something more, and I understand that.
So here we go.
If you PREORDER the Kindle edition of Por Vida before January 9, 2017, I'll send you a PDF of the first ten chapters of the book. That's enough for you to meet the characters and learn a little about the Vinestead universe in the years 2035 and 2045 (including the Great Machine War so often mentioned in previous books).
"What if I don't like the ten chapters? What if I cancel my pre-order?" - Billy the Square
Well, that's your choice, Billy. Just keep in mind that I'll know you canceled, and for every refund I see come across my dashboard, I'm going to give my dog a mean look.
If your conscience can bear indirectly causing a canine emotional distress, then by all means request your refund. But if you do, please consider donating the money to your local animal shelter.
Otherwise, forward your Amazon receipt to email@example.com, and I'll send you the Por Vida: Preview Edition and my thanks as soon as possible!
Your email address won't be used for anything else.
It won't be added to my mailing list.
I won't rat you out to the FBI.
I'll just file it under email address of awesome person in my head.